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Immortal Kombat V Koffin Dodgers XI.

Another league game in Bloodweiser was just minutes away from kickoff. Two teams at opposite ends of the table fighting for very different things. Dodgers fighting for that elusive win in the first season and Kombat looking to keep pressure on and regain 2nd…

Greetings sportsfans – let me introduce myself…… Grotfang Bloodbubble is the name, though most folks call me Grotty Bubbles.
That was my performing name back when I tried my hand at being a professional Snotling entertainer….. but I packed all that in after a nasty incident involving some squig dung…

Shafts of light scythed through the gaps between the ill-fitting boards of the ancient wooden gate, partly illuminating the stifling gloom of the players tunnel. With them they brought the heat and dust of the amphitheatre beyond, and glimpses of the strangest crowd the TrapBait Dodgers had ever seen….

Slow postal service up in the Highlands…. But a letter received from Ginger Sneer himself following Irn Bruisers latest defeat…

Lads o’ th’ WOWLOF,

Le’ me tell you aboot this last bloody game we ha’ play’d th’ las’ week.
We lin’d up o’ th’ field and laugh’d at th’ sight afore us-…