Southfarthing Piemen

The Southfarthing Piemen are a Halfling Blood Bowl Team, created by the infamous Southfarthing Baker, Norbert Fairfoot.

Norbert wanted to promote his new Balti Pie and Scotch Egg Pasty, and what better way than by creating a Blood Bowl team.  Well it made perfect sense to him, so tryouts for the Piemen were held.  Surprisingly there were no shortage of hopefuls, but is that surprising when there is an all you can eat buffet for all successful recruits.

The two towering treemen who had turned up to play, well lets just say Norbert was desperately trying to impress them with promises of only the best ale and plenty of gold to spend.  Although what a treeman spends his gold on, he wasn’t entirely sure.  Nonetheless, both Spruce Lee and the self proclaimed Captain of the team, James T. Birch, were keen to squash something, their preference being opposing snotlings.

Several players stood out to Norbert, the first being the Hamson brothers, Mo & Mel.  Mo was able the throw the ball to any part of the pitch at the drop of a crusty roll, and Mel managed to always trip over and catch that hurtling ball 3 times out of 10.  Not to bad for the boys Hamson.

Then there was the Notorious P.I.G who could devour a dozen Balti pies in less than 4minutes flat.  New catcher Amanto Hugnkyss was very flamboyant, scaring several team mates with his insistence to hug and kiss all the players after every successful play.  Harvey Crumble enjoyed a good line dance, and could side step every tackle made on him.  Tommy Tealeaf, cunning and conniving, and liked a good brew (tea white one).  Finally the comedy duo, Stumpy McNumpty and Dour McStoneface just couldn’t keep a themselves from cracking the team up with there constant stream of food related jokes.

So will the Southfarthing Piemen be the successful advertising board that Norbert hopes, or will they be the laughing stock of the Blood Bowl community?  Either way there will always be pies.

Coach Matt Smith

Star Player

#PlayerPositionCOMPCASTD
17Zara the SlayerStar Player131
18DeeprootStar Player020
19Morg n ThorgStar Player010
20Puggy BaconbreathStar Player000

Halfling

#PlayerPositionCOMPCASTD
1Franky FootstoolHalfling002
2Harvey CrumbleHalfling001
3The Notorious P.I.GHalfling101
4Ram McLargefistHalfling000
5Stumpy McNumptyHalfling002
6Micky McBuffHalfling010
7Dour McStonefaceHalfling001
8Uppy McTuppyHalfling000
9Mel HamsonHalfling005
10Bruno BigwortHalfling001
11Bragg IronballsHalfling000
12Robin BanksHalfling000

Halfling Treeman

#PlayerPositionCOMPCASTD
15Spruce LeeHalfling Treeman060
16Capt James T. BirchHalfling Treeman070

Season V

PosTeamWonDrawnLostTDCASPoints
1510121433
222281520
322212920
422271220
53025520
621310518
712291014

Season IV

PosTeamWonDrawnLostTDCASPoints
1404151136
242213936
3412121334
4412101531
5322111729
631391328
7116101118