Good Evening ladies & gentleman, boys & girls, Orcs & Ogres, Elves & Goblins & Oliver.
Sadly I must update you on a recent event that has change everything for me.
1 week ago I was approached by Tscae Creep & Neeik Suns two of my most loyal players in Warpstone Lovers, they warned me of a price that had been put on my head by clan Eshin who lost a lot of money (or warpstone? I wasn’t really paying much attention at this point) on our team last season. Creep & Suns wished me to flee before the assains arrived as they were thankful for everything I did for them and agreed to escort me as far as they could.
So I fled…
For nearly a day they escorted me to the limits of the Skaven territory when the assassin’s finally found us. The battle was long and we were lucky that it was only a small party. I told both Creep & Suns to return and not risk their lives. They agreed reluctantly.
I travelled on for another day hiding when I came across groups of Skaven or anything really. 24hours or so had gone by since I left Creep and Suns when I stumbled onto what appeared dwarf buildings. I searched and searched but sadly no signs of live could be found. I made camp in a cave and settled down for the night.
The next day I was awoken bound and gagged. To my surprise a group of Goblins had stumbled onto me and recognised whom I was. Their language skills were poor but they wished me to train them in the game of Blood Bowl, I reluctantly agreed as if I refused they would just kill me.
For two days I trained the goblins but in a small cave I could do only limited training so they agreed to take me to a disused blood bowl field in the dwarf ruins above.
It was then on route where we were ambushed by the dwarfs of Clan Helhein whom were back to retake the dwarf mines. The battle was over quickly as the goblins were not heavily armed and taken by surprise. Again the dwarfs recognised me and wished me to also train them and bring life back to the mines as through blood bowl comes wealth and fame which this hold needs, I agreed as they offered me great rewards such as a home, food, equipment and fame.
The retaking of the Ekrund Mines will be a long hard battle but with the wealth coming from Blood Bowl the Dwarfs can buy need equipment and help from other dwarf holds to establish a trading hub for many more years to come.
Long Live the “Underworld Rock Throwers”
Underworld Rock Throwers
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|1||Young One||Underworld Rock Throwers||Dwarf Runner||0||0||2|
|2||Faster||Underworld Rock Throwers||Dwarf Runner||0||0||6|
|3||Stupid Jnr||Underworld Rock Throwers||Dwarf Blitzer||0||0||0|
|4||Rude||Underworld Rock Throwers||Dwarf Blitzer||0||2||1|
|5||Snotty||Underworld Rock Throwers||Dwarf Longbeard||0||2||0|
|6||Green Stuff||Underworld Rock Throwers||Dwarf Longbeard||0||3||0|
|7||Smocker||Underworld Rock Throwers||Dwarf Longbeard||0||7||0|
|8||On Drugs||Underworld Rock Throwers||Dwarf Longbeard||0||1||0|
|9||Needles||Underworld Rock Throwers||Dwarf Longbeard||0||6||0|
|10||Skinny||Underworld Rock Throwers||Troll Slayer||0||4||1|
|11||Chubby||Underworld Rock Throwers||Troll Slayer||0||2||0|
|12||Slow one||Underworld Rock Throwers||Dwarf Longbeard||0||1||0|